Tiger and Bill Should Have Fessed Up This Way

Tiger Woods Affair: Remember Bill Clinton's finger motioning as he said "I did NOT have sex with that woman"?

And now the other day the airplane flying over the golf course with the statement "Tiger, Did you mean Bootyism?"

Why didn't Tiger just say, Hey look man, I am a famous celebrity golfer and a multi-millionaire. All kinds of women are going to throw themselves at me. What would YOU have done?

And then he could have said, Hey, nobody is perfect. This is America. I got caught and now I am sorry because it may have cost me my wife and all the women in the world cannot replace her and then just leave it at that?

That would have made for a better Tiger Woods affair explanation instead of a long, sorry face for weeks on end. (Now he's out there smiling. Kind of reminds you of David Letterman.)

And Why couldn't Bill have said, Yeah, baby, I shagged her rotten... or at least have said that it is nobody's business.

I guess hind-sight and shoulda-coulda-wooda are always the best.